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Text Post Sat, Jul. 26, 2014 187,632 notes

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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Text Post Sat, Jul. 26, 2014 248,095 notes

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 497,574 notes

edwardspoonhands:

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

I mean…I almost let this go…because who cares…but none of this is true. Though they did film in front of a live audience (many shows still do) and rarely did second takes, they didn’t shoot the whole episode in one take (which implies that there were no cuts (which, if you watch the show, there obviously were.))

Also, today’s sitcom laugh tracks don’t come from I Love Lucy, the kind of laughter those audiences had would feel completely out of place in a modern show. In fact, ‘I Love Lucy’ would even occasionally sweeten its own laughter with canned chuckles.

HOWEVER…the reminder that this show is fucking awesome is totally appreciated, because it is. Lucy is an inspiration to me as a creator and a businessperson. There’s a ton of episodes on YouTube if you’re in the mood.




Photo Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 147,714 notes

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

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Text Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 323,190 notes

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 228,118 notes

warmyellowlight:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

This is sososo important. I have met girls in the slums of India that used old rags as sanitary pads and got all kinds of infections. They did not have access to clean water to clean these rags. People in developing countries do not have access to affordable pads. This is suuuuch a good cause!

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Text Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 85,278 notes

yes-crystal:

katiemyladyy:

clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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we could have had a singing career.

can they even sing? have they recored themselves singing? why do I suddenly want to hear them sing? why are they adorable and funny? why am I asking these pointless questions?

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 524,024 notes

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 128,987 notes

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 223,010 notes

eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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